Battle of the Bulge by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Filled with blood thirsty unicorns and now, warrior squirrels and naked yoga cults, I stand in awe of her imagination. “Where does she come up with some of this stuff?!? Mimi’s mind must be a fantastic place. Jennifer Person, The Power of Three Readers, on SMART TASS “I seriously LOVE Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s talented writing style so much that I can add her to my addiction list.” Three Chicks and Their Books, on SMART TASS It is the witty banter, the snarky comments and the connection between the two main characters.” “What I love about this book is what I love about most of the books that I have read by this author. “With a smoldering cover that gives us just a hint as to one of the surprises in store for readers, Digging a Hole was an unputdownable rollicking good time of a romance that captured my heart immediately.” “He’s a turdler, so if you believe otherwise, then there’s something you’re not telling me.”Įxcerpt from The Boyfriend Collector, Book One “All I’m saying,” she adds, “is that I think there’s more to the story.” In other words, Sam knows Mitch isn’t an angel. In fact, he confirmed that Mitch has a thing against female bodyguards. Sam is an excellent judge of character, and I doubt he’d be friends with Mitch if he were that rotten of a human being.”īut Sam didn’t defend Mitch when I brought the issue up. I like my things neat and organized, which is why when my mom redid my room a few years ago, she added an entire wall of white storage cubes with linen baskets. “Bite your tongue.” I hang my damp towel on the little hook next to the door. “While I couldn’t be more grateful that my best friend wasn’t turned into a phosphorescent sex doll by this well-endowed monster of epic hotness, I think she might be overvilifying the man. “I’m lucky to be alive,” I say as a matter of fact. It’s how he gets so many women to sleep with him.”

It’s so toxic that it’s like some radioactive leprosy that eats away at the female brain. Did you know it glows neon green in the dark?” I just couldn’t see them because I was blinded by Mitch’s male-superiority complex. They were warning flares from the universe. “So…there were sparks lighting up that corner of the room where you two were making out.” “So?” I seriously don’t know what she’s getting at. “Uh, so e“I’m not defending his bewildering ways, but I saw the two of you at the party.” “But…Mitch.” Georgie sighs with contentment.

Battle of the Bulge by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff